Hairbluzz: August 2011

Heavily-pregnant Jessica Alba showed she was still game for a laugh literally days away from the birth of her second child by taking part in a hilarious comedy birthing class sketch on Jimmy Kimmel’s U.S. chat show last night.

Jimmy stands in for Jessica’s husband Cash Warren in the skit and joins sultry Jessica, 30, at her birthing class.

In the hilarious sketch on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Jimmy, 43, starts goofing around as soon as he gets there, asking the birthing educator taking the class: ‘How are babies made?’

He then is asked to wear an ‘empathy belly’ by the teacher and when she asks if any of the mothers-to-be wanted to volunteer to go through a mock birth, Jimmy puts his hand up.

As Jessica takes on the role of the father and helps him push, Jimmy moans: ‘Why did you do this to me?’

To which she replies: ‘You asked for it!’

After lots of pushing, Kimmel eventually gives birth to the fake baby, and says: ‘I want to name it Pippa Middleton.’

In real life, Machete star Jessica is due within the next few weeks, but she’s currently busy too promoting new movie Spy Kids: All The Time In The World 4D.

She’s understood to be expecting another girl and is planning a ‘hypnobirth’, and explained to TV chat show host and comedian Ellen Degeneres what it entailed.

She said: ‘Basically my husband takes me through sort of a meditation. So he’s like saying, ‘You’re relaxed and you’re floating on clouds’, while you’re going through labour and your contractions.’

She added: ‘He just sort of does a guided meditation. I’m just concentrating on breathing and staying relaxed because it’s when you get tense that makes the whole labor worse and more painful. That’s all it is. It’s not like a weird thing.

‘I actually did this with Honor…it is kind of a way to relax and know that the contraction will only last for so long. You just need to concentrate on the breathing and just the sound of his voice.

‘You know, normally I want to strangle him, but at that moment it’s sort of calming and wonderful.’

Video:

http://hollybollyworld.com/2011/08/jessica-alba-shows-her-pregnancy-in-chat-show-photos-video/

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unseenguy

06-12 01:21 AM

If you have seen any companies misuse the H1 and L1 visa, you can complain about them. Dont go screaming around that the whole H1 and L1 program is bad. Its because of people like you that a whole group gets a bad name due to some rotten apples. Btw, all your arguments dont seem to help the IV community. Why are you even here on IV if your idealogy is not aligned with IV ? If you cant support us we dont need suggestions from a traitor like you.

He has not learnt his lesson. Let him figure out why he was laid off thrice.

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dvb123

02-15 10:59 AM

There have been some class actions in Employment based category. Have to research more on these.

http://www.immigrationlinks.com/news/news269.htm

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vbkris77

06-16 03:07 PM

Why do you have to resort to calling names ? Are ad hominem arguments the best you could come up with ? Let me give you an analogous case wherein people say that a recession is a good thing. Recession occurs in order to cleanse the economy of bohemian excesses and inefficiencies. Do you think that such people are sadists and belong to the mental asylum ? Of course there are people who get affected in a recession. Does it mean it is not desired ? In a similar vein, you need to understand that there were and are huge gaping inefficiencies in the current immigration process. There has to be a way to curb these excesses and inefficiencies. Retrogression may not be the best way but it is the only way utilized right now. If you still believe that I have to subscribe to these inefficiencies despite having gone through the immigration process, I am sorry I beg to differ.

This attitude was the reason, it took India a lot of time to get freedom from British. Then lot many nobel indians thought British invasion was good for India..

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Macaca

07-03 09:50 PM

age out situations for children too ....I think that affects lot of people too..I am single and dont have kids :D
I don't know about it. Anyone with details should post summary.

I think it is not relevent for EAD/AP but we can use it when we need it

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ganguteli

06-12 11:43 AM

Still , he only has bachelors degree. BE degree holders are dime a dozen these days. Even I am one of them. You need MBA, MS or PhD to survive or go up in career. Tell me why some MS degree holder with 3.7+ GPA is not more qualified than BITS guys? I have met and rolled over (performed better) than many BITS guys in my career. And I know many guys from my local place did not go to other states or outside for education because their parents would not let them go away for studies. So..... you can find smarter guys in local places as well.

Who cares if dilipcr is from BITS or some Swami PavBhaji university in Arnakulam. All are same in America. For your Greencard application you just need a minimum degree that can be acceptable by USCIS. For jobs and career, your Indian degree is nothing. It only boosts your ego and you can tell your Indian friends. If you tell your American friends they will just laugh at your ignorance. If you are so attached to your BITS then how about you go and help them be #1? It is your caliber and performance that matters in jobs. IIT and IIMs can be successful in USA or misfits same as people from third rate colleges in India. I have seen people from APTech and NIIT do better than graduates of US of top Indian colleges. So stop having a false pride. This false pride is only good for getting you married via an arranged marriage to an Indian girl in India. Nothing more than that.

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EndlessWait

10-07 06:36 PM

lets get the message to congress!

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kumarc123

07-25 12:25 PM

I agree with vdlrao completely. The horizontal spill over rule essentially gives all EB1/EB2 visa to EB2's. This will make the EB2 cutoff dates leap and bounce forward. For EB3, however, there won't be any spill over data until EB2 become all current.

In Oppennheimer's reply to Ron Gotcher's question, he mentioned that the horizontal rule was set after he 'had consulation with the congress', so it's very unlikely to have any change to this rule till some legislation changes take place.

I agree with you 100%, this change was made by Congress in attempt to reduce the backlog.

Think about it in terms of Congress, it was under a lot of pressure from high skilled workers and from companies like Google and Bill gates who argued for more number of visas. No offense to any EB3 category, but we all know, EB2 are the ones which have earned a higher skilled education from this country.

(Now please don't start any debates on EB2 or EB3, I didn't make any distinctions and it has no relevance.)

For Congress to somehow act, they made the change in movement of visa numbers, and geared more towards EB1/EB2, to reduce the backlog among EB2 category. This will eventually lead to roll over of visa numbers from EB2 to EB3.

Advantage? High skilled workers who have attained a Masters degree from
U.S., now will see a reduce in backlog.

This recent change in the flow of visa numbers, acknowledges all these problems. We all know, who ever takes over the next presidential elections, will not issue something right away, it will take a few months.

This change buys time and greatly reduces the backlog among EB2, eventually for Eb3 as well. The new process makes much more sense and I don't think this change will revert to its original movement (back to vertical flow)

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reachinus

07-30 04:04 PM

Hello Atty, Hope you can reply to my question as well. Please let me know if I should contact the CBP and tell them about this or just ignore.

Thanks for your time in advance.

I am not saying that the AP cannot be used again, but it cannot be used after the Validity on the AP which is 1 year from the Issue date and the date on the I-94 doesn't have any meaning.

For example
My AP was issued on Oct 18th 2007 and I can use it to travel till Oct 17th 2008. But people are saying that they are issued an I-94 with a date which is 1 year from the date they enter/use the AP.

But my concern is that I was issued an I-94A which doesn't have any date on it. Should I be concerned about that?

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eb2_mumbai

09-15 03:10 PM

Since EB2-I is slowly catching up with EB2-C, future spill overs will be split between the two categories and not all will go to EB2-I.
you are correct India will get only 50% of sipill over numbers and we need to take into account how many China applications are pending (perhaps there are more China apps than India in EB2)

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okuzmin

10-19 11:28 AM

I just got my medical forms from Canadian Consulate in Buffalo. Our documents were accepted on December 8, 2005, and the letter that accompanied medical forms and request for updated documents (interview has been waived) is dated October 4, 2006. Heh, I wish USCIS had this kind of turnaround. :)

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Rohan99

07-22 12:24 PM

dude, don't read too much.... it is a fun thread, Another way to scare Amway jokers.

You will not believe that during Indian Independence day parade in Fremont Ca, these jokers were standing next to ticket counter and bothering everyone. I was not spared but I was polite to them because by nature I am not rude but annoyed lot.

Dont you think you took it too far? I dont think you make much sense. There it is, since you asked for my opinion.

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snathan

01-15 06:37 PM

That is true. No one knows the impact of outsourcing. Because no public data is available unlike H1b or L1. If american public gets exact data about outsourcing then they will oppose that also and goverment has to act. But there is no legal binding for Government or Corporations to give data about outsourcing. Some time back most manufacturing went silently out of USA and when people started realizing it was too late to act. But relaxing immigration will not prevent outsourcing as everything is based on cost

Then USA become USSR and go down the toilet....

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EkAurAaya

07-10 11:41 AM

Dude you just gave me goose bumps! You should forward your heart felt note to media outlets!

I sincerely wish you the best! God Bless! Good luck with everything...

At least you wont have to worry about "visa-status" "legal/illegal" "H1b" "H4" Labor Cert" i140" i485" EAD" AP"... F$#% that! :D

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kukitron

09-29 11:54 AM

Hi there,

I also used automatic revalidation about 3 months back.. Dont worry, The immigration officer there knows all the rules. FYI, I went by car from rainbow bridge. While comming back officer just asked me normal questions such as "Where are you from ? " and "When are you flying back to Houston ?". Thats about it..

--HumHongeKamiyab
I just arrived yesterday from Canada with an expired Visa and my extension notice from INS.

Unfortunatly, they officer was an ignorant pig without any knowledge about immigration. Luckily, I was sent to an office where officers were nice and well trained,

I recommend you to print out the actual law so you can have more arguments and arrive earlier to the airport if you are flying

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humdesi

11-09 11:07 AM

Found an interesting thread on this topic in immigrationportal. The post below is by vm_gc who got his GC recently:

Hi qwerty1111,

I completely understand where your comment is coming from and respect your comments. But to be fair, i think it's just not appropriate making such comment without completely knowing my situvation.

I came to this country in 2000 and start working for my current employer, one of the reputed big technology company, in 2000. As the dot com bust started in late 2000, my company stopped applying green cards for employees as per law (since they were not in a position to show not availability of people with my skills and at the same time they started laying off people). But i still chose to stay with my current employer due to the kind of work we do and learning opportunities in my job. Finally my employer applied my GC in 2005 that to non-RIR category (not even RIR category as they still had some issues in applying RIR) as my 6year term was coming near. And this labor is still rotting in the backlog center and i don't know when it will be cleared (and i have already completed my 6year h1b term).

And in sept 2005, my employer gave me a sub labor, as the labor matched my skills and based on my superior performance (since there were many people similiar to my situvation in my company). This sub labor, i neither bought with money nor with some recommendations. It's completely earned by working hard.

And the same time, while i was waiting for my labor to be applied, many of friends and people i know of, who came to this country at much later time, went to work for small consultancy companies, applied GC and got GC long time back. How ?. because the small companies don't even follow the laws, can apply GCs in RIR (by showing some junk proofs) and they will open a satelite offices in places like maine, wisconsin (just for their employees GCs) and get the labor approved at a faster rate. While we working at big companies wait for labor to be applied by following strict laws.

You tell me what is fair in this country, when it comes to immigration process.

Your situvation could be much worse than me, but that's mainly due to the broken immigration process in country.

I am not taking any offense on your comments. I wish you good luck and i hope your GC will come through soon.
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Sub Labor PD: 8/21/2002, EB2, India
I-140 : RD 09/22/2005, AD 03/01/2006
I-485: RD 09/22/2005, AD 11/07/2006
05/31/2006 : lawyer sent a letter with supporting documents to USCIS for correcting PD on I-140 approval notice. I-140 approval PD shows as 09/22/2005.
09/14/06: received updated I-140 approval notice with correct PD.
Finger Prints/Name check - cleared (according to USCIS letter)

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poorslumdog

09-04 12:38 PM

I'm not a free loader like you....Have contributed and still want to contribute...Its just that I cancelled my CC(the source of funds) that I need to reactivate.

Dont tell me your crap stroy. First do it and then we can talk.

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gc28262

09-24 08:51 AM

Sent the email to everyone from the list

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pptN-jEpAiyd3snslhPjBfw

Sent one to my anti-immigrant congressman as well.

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gcsucks

09-29 04:45 PM

You have to live two years in Canada in order to get your Canadian
Citizenship.

correction. 3 years

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immi_enthu

07-26 07:38 PM

Anyone can make money in a ponzi scheme..quixtar people just stalk and talk to strangers and ask for their phone number.

Respect other people. Sorry if this offends you.
When did talking to strangers a crime. If you dont like you can always say no :-) . If you are as ambitious as us come join us and make millions by 40. Otherwise live your fixed income lives .

I wont be offended as I am not with Amway/Quixtar I am just posting on behalf of them for fun :-)

chintu25

02-13 11:00 AM

The issue is that people speak big here - but run away when asked to come forward. How do we trust 35K members who have tons of excuses for not doing anything for themsleves and blaming IV and questioning IVs credibility?

Also another point in your response that said ...how do we trust .....

I ask do we have a choice ... to not trust.

Trust is a strong word.

IV is based on trust and common goals I think

All the members on this forum have atleast some TRUST and Faith in IV otherwise they wouldnt be here .....Maybe they are fearful of coming out in the open but like I said I am sure they will unite to take action under the IV umbrella

jthomas

05-29 07:18 PM

I google my name to find this

http://www.alipac.us/ftopict-153059.html
Foreign laborers break the law by collecting unemployment

Anti-immigrants have been comming to our site and collecting information about your discussion.

If you check "Job networking on IV" thread you can see the RED's (0 of 1 found the post not helpful)

Please do not fight with conflicting topics EB1 etc... We need to get with some action plan.

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